. . .
Two days prior to Tim and company making new search plans Miss Cherie had a visitor whom she had not seen in several years.
The sun had set in the Kiamichi Mountains and the stars were bright in the Oklahoma sky along with a crescent moon. This October night was calm and cold; there would be a frost before morning and probably an early Fall in more ways than one.
The Sheriff had borrowed one of his deputies’ cruisers and turned down Miss Cherie’s driveway, stopped at the signs and exited his vehicle. The old Sheriff stood and looked at the signs with his hands on his hips and shook his head. He made the trek down the wagon road and approached the yard with a quick look around before he stepped onto the rickety porch. He rapped very loudly on the door three times and yelled, “Open up, Sheriff’s Department.”
The door creaked open, and Miss Cherie stood there with her hand on her hip. “Well, hello Big Don, it’s been a while. I was starting to think you didn’t like me anymore,” she said with an acquiescing look on her face. The Sheriff ducked under the doorway and removed his hat. He was a towering presence in the small shack.
“Miss Cherie, you’re as beautiful and as sexy as ever. Sorry I haven’t come by in a while, been kinda’ busy. I should have my tail end kicked for neglecting a flower as beautiful as you,” the old Sheriff said in a sweet voice.
“Your sweet talk and flattery don’t make up for five years of no visits!” Miss Cherie was brusque and to the point.
“I know darlin’—I’m sorry—have pity on an old man,” the Sheriff begged with a pitiful tone, his hat in his hands.
“Aww…give me your hat and shut up with that old man bullshit,” Miss Cherie said as she grabbed his hat and hung it on a rack beside Clarence’s cage.
“Sit down and I’ll make some coffee. Tell me what brings you out tonight. I know this is more than a social visit—remember, I know things—don’t lie to me unless I ask you to.” She looked over her shoulder and smiled.
The Sheriff took a seat at the kitchen table. As the coffee began to brew, the Sheriff came clean about the nature of his visit. “The last time I was here, you were a little upset about what I had done to Fred. So, I have avoided you. I don’t like it when you disapprove of things I do.”
Miss Cherie gathered cups and saucers for the coffee and listened closely as the Sheriff continued with his confession.
“You know this is an election year, and I have an opponent this year. I suppose the help you gave me over forty years ago has worn off. Do you think there is anything you can do to help me win just one more time? I want one more term, just four more years, and then I’ll retire,” the Sheriff said with one arm slung over the back of the old, wooden chair in which he sat.
Miss Cherie sat the cups and saucers in place and paused to look at the Sheriff with her hands on her perfect hips and her brown eyes staring into his soul. She reminded him of the stipulations that were placed on her “special help” he received so many years ago. “Do you remember when I set the spell in motion, you were told that same day it would run its course, and when it was done, and its power had worn off, you would once again face an opponent? You were elected the first two times without any help. I’m sure you can do it again,” she told him and then gently rubbed his shoulders as the coffee brewed.
“I’m sure I can, but my ordeal with Fred left a lot of people pretty sore about my way of doing things, and he has a lot of friends…friends who vote. I can’t blame them for feeling that way, I just didn’t expect the spell to end this year. I’m greedy for power I suppose, and I want to keep my status and position a little longer.” The Sheriff was being honest with Miss Cherie. She was one of a very few old friends in whom he could confide.
“It wasn’t right what you did to Fred, even though he hurt you very badly. Why don’t you retire and enjoy doing things you haven’t had time to do? Become a P.I. or travel, do what you want to do instead of constantly dealing with county bullshit.” Miss Cherie was reasoning out the situation.
“I know, I know. As bad as Fred hurt me when he and Ann Marie ran away together, I probably shouldn’t have had him thrown in prison for as long as I did. Become a P.I.? Wouldn’t that be some bullshit! I hate P.I.’s! Travel!? Why hell, I don’t care to travel! I’ve been everywhere that I care to go already. I like being Sheriff! I like dealing with county bullshit! I like my office that was built in the 1920’s! I like being Sheriff McCloud of Okpulo County! There’s nothing else I’d rather do or be!” The Sheriff was dead set on keeping his title and position.
Miss Cherie poured the coffee and took her seat across the table from the Sheriff. She dropped two sugar cubes into his cup and stirred it for him. “I suppose you still take your coffee this way?” she asked as she stirred.
The Sheriff took her hand in between his two big hands and looked into her eyes. “I’d retire and travel anywhere you would like to go if you would marry me, Cherie.” He paused and held his breath waiting for an answer.
Miss Cherie pulled her hand away and laughed. “You silly, old coot, wouldn’t that make some headlines, ‘Sheriff Marries Voodoo Queen, They Set Sail for London!’ Ahh, ha, ha, ha.” She had a wicked, cackled of a laugh that raised the hairs on the Sheriff’s neck. “I’m sorry, I can see that you are serious. We’re both too old to get married. No, I like it the way it is for me. Someday my spell will wear off too, death will knock at my door, and I must answer, like it or not.” She hinted at her ability to stay young in an adverse way, but the Sheriff understood what she meant.
“You and Fred were like brothers at one time. You can make amends and fix this. Enjoy each other’s friendship and company again. How’s Conrado?” She knew more about the Sheriff than anyone in the county except for Fred and the Sheriff knew it.
“Conrado is good, still working for me as a Deputy. He’s as silent as ever,” the Sheriff said.
“That’s good, tell him that he could come and visit also.” Miss Cherie sipped her coffee and held the Sheriff’s hand as they talked.
“Yea, I’ll tell him. You know he wouldn’t have anything to do with arresting Fred. He left the day before it went down, and I didn’t see him for over a week. He went off into the mountains alone. Once a month, he gets dressed up in his Sunday meetin’ clothes and goes to McAlester to visit Fred. Black boots, jeans, white shirt, black frock coat and a black Stetson hat. He looks like an Indian preacher with that long black hair that’s almost blue, it’s so dark. He has three Choctaw blood brothers who work in the prison. He has them make sure that Fred has everything he needs,” the Sheriff told Cherie.
They talked and drank coffee into the night. Sometimes laughing, sometimes somber. Their conversations reminisced and revived their relationship and of course there was pie. Before the dawn’s early light, while the moon and stars were still shining the way, the Sheriff exited the old shack and made his way down the wagon road back to his car. A light breeze made the trees sway, and the shadows danced in the dim moonlight, a light frost was on the ground, and above the Sheriff’s head, the owl soared down the wagon road, casting a huge, winged shadow as he headed toward his favorite perch in the yard. If anyone had come to see Miss Cherie, they saw the Sheriff’s county cruiser, turned around and left.
. . .
The Sheriff was hell bent for leather, and nothing was going to stop him from getting elected again. As he drove back to his office at the county courthouse, the sun rose behind him. It came up slowly over the mountains and brought a variety of color to the sky and shadows to the land. All these things are pure beauty and joy to a real country boy. These are things that can’t be bought, sold or possessed, and it made the Sheriff think of a happier, simpler time in his life when power and position were not important. After a few hours of paperwork, more coffee, and a healthy breakfast of donuts, the Sheriff made his way down to the local barber shop for a trim and a shoe shine. He entered the century old establishment with the rotating barber’s pole and took a seat in the second chair, leaned back and said, “Floyd, how ya’ doin’ today. Give me a shave and a trim, please, Sir.”
“Sure, thing Sheriff. How’s the campaign goin’? I hear ya’ got competition for the first time in forty years,” Floyd said.
“Yeah, I got competition. Some damn Yankee from New York City. He come down here after he retired from the N.Y.P.D. about two years ago. He’s sixty years old, so that makes him a young guy compared to me. I guess he got tired of being retired and decided he could show us how things are done up in New York City. I’m not too worried about that city slicker,” the Sheriff replied as Floyd lathered his face with a camel hair brush and shaving cream.
Floyd whipped out a straight razor and gave it a couple of strokes on a leather strap. As he began to carefully shave the Sheriff, he brought up a sore subject, “I’m voting for ya’ Sheriff, but you know there’s a lot of people over in Little River that are still upset about you arrestin’ Fred and havin’ him thrown in prison. I think you’ll still win the election regardless of all the negative attitudes in the river valley.”
“Thanks for the vote and the confidence there, Floyd,” the Sheriff said with jaws clenched trying not to move as Floyd continued to shave.
“That fellow runnin’ against you was in here yesterday. I think he said his name was Bernie Maxwell. He got a haircut, talked about fishin’. Said he was going fishin’ at a good spot he found over on Hugo Lake, next Saturday. He asked if he could put up a campaign poster, but I told him that I’d been cuttin’ your hair for sixty years, and that I planned on voting for ya’, so sorry, but ‘no’. It didn’t seem to bother him. He told me that I was bettin’ on the wrong horse. Said my horse needed to be ‘put out to pasture.’ He said that the next time I cut his hair; he might be Sheriff.” Floyd finished up the shave and took a steaming hot towel and wrapped the Sheriff’s face. After a few minutes, the Sheriff unwrapped the towel.
“You say he’s goin’ fishin’, Floyd?” the Sheriff asked.
“That’s what he said—said he liked to fish alone. Said it gives him time to think.” Floyd had some information for the Sheriff that was more than just idle talk.
“Floyd, you ever think about retiring?”
“Nope, Sheriff, reckon I’ll cut hair till I die. I’d get bored bein’ retired, and besides I like talkin’ to all my customers and friends every day.” Floyd finished up the Sheriff’s haircut and dusted him off.
“Thanks, Floyd, put that on my tab,” the Sheriff said as he hurried out the door. Once outside, the Sheriff whipped out his cellphone and dialed up Conrado. “Where you at? You and Crowbar meet me at my office as soon as you can,” he ordered Conrado as he walked down the sidewalk toward the courthouse.
In an hour, his two most trusted Deputies entered the historic office with its ten-foot, ornate, tin tile ceilings. The woodwork on the doors and all the beautifully carved wood trim was indicative of the skilled, talented craftsmen of that time period.
Conrado, an Apache, had been an orphan. The Sheriff and Fred both had participated in raising Conrado since he was about four years old, and they had enlisted a Choctaw family who was willing to house him. For 30 years, Conrado had been a faithful Deputy to the Sheriff. Crowbar was the Sheriff’s second cousin on his mother’s side. The Sheriff was one-quarter Choctaw himself, even though you couldn’t tell it by looking at him. Conrado and Crowbar both were around sixty years of age. With their long, black hair and their grey Stetson hats, white starched Sheriff’s Deputy shirts, jeans, and black boots they were an impressive pair. At first glance, you would think they were members of the Tribal Police until you saw the Okpulo County Sheriff’s patch on their shirts. Both carried .45 ACP, 1911s with bone grips much like the Sheriff’s but not exactly.
The Sheriff leaned forward in his chair and put his elbows on his desk, leaning forward, he said, “Well, boys, I got some interestin’ information today. Seems like Mr. Maxwell likes to fish; he’s going to leave early Saturday morning heading to Hugo Lake. I’m still thinking about what to do with this information.”
The Sheriff got up and walked over to the third story window and looked out over small town U.S.A. He watched the people walking around the fountain on the town square. He looked at the stars and stripes flapping in the wind and the Oklahoma flag with the blue background and all the symbols which represent the native people of the state. He watched as a scissortail lit on the courthouse lawn and snatched what may be the last grasshopper of the season. He took out a pouch of Redman Chewing Tobacco and stuffed a big chew into his left jaw, chewed for a few seconds then spit in an antique brass spittoon setting on the floor by his desk.
“I think I know what to do with this information. You boys meet me at the old ice house Saturday night around two in the morning. Bring me a pig in a poke, and I’ll bring a knife and a lighter. If the pig doesn’t cooperate, we’ll have us a barbeque!” The Sheriff spit again and gave a nod of approval at his idea and smiled. Conrado and Crowbar looked at each other and nodded.
“I’ve got to go shake some hands and slap some backs down at the rodeo arena. They got a ropin’ goin’ on over there this evenin’ and a varsity football game tomorrow night for me to make an appearance at. I love election years!” The Sheriff grinned and took his seat again. Conrado and Crowbar went about their usual duties and made plans to carry out the Sheriff’s special instructions.
. . .
Saturday night came around and at two o’clock Sunday morning, the Sheriff drove up to the old abandoned ice house. He walked up the steps of the daunting, old structure and entered. He took out a Zippo lighter to find the light switch. The big empty building hadn’t been used commercially for at least thirty-five years. The two hundred-foot-long by forty-foot wide wooden structure had huge oak beams supporting the rafters. Only eight light bulbs dangled on wires from the front to the rear of the building. The sparse, yellow glow of the lighting caused the dimly lit building to cast shadows along the walls. Within a few seconds, half the lights went out.
“Damn, old ass lights!” the Sheriff cussed under his breath as he fumbled for the fuse box while holding his Zippo in one hand. He found the old, rusty fuse box and popped it open to discover one of the old glass screw-type fuses had blown. Fortunately, a couple of extras lay on the shelf next to the fuse box. The Sheriff’s big ham-like hands would barely fit inside the small fuse box to unscrew the outdated, glass fuse and replace it with another. It was evident that he had been here before.
“Damn, outdated fuses…guess they’re kinda like me,” he muttered to himself. Fuse replaced, lights back on, the Sheriff casually strolled from one end of the ice house to the other under the dim glow of antiquated lighting. He unlocked the big chained double doors and swung them open. Within a few minutes, headlights pulled up to the doors, then turned around and backed in. Once the vehicle was inside, the Sheriff closed the doors and relocked the chains. Conrado and Crowbar exited the four door, County Sheriff’s pickup and dropped the tailgate for the Sheriff to inspect their cargo. The Sheriff looked into the bed of the pickup at a huge U.S. Mail sack that was as long as the pickup bed and three-feet wide.
“Good job boys! Unload your package,” the Sheriff commanded and then took a few steps back. The deputies slid the sack out of the truck and untied the top. The sack fell down around the ankles of Mr. Bernie Maxwell who was handcuffed and had duct tape on his mouth. Conrado pulled the tape off his mouth with one lightening quick jerk.
“Oh, you! You people are going to regret this! When I get loose, I’m calling the FBI and telling them about your backwoods, hillbilly attempt to intimidate me! You’ve lost your mind, you old coot, kidnapping me! You and these heathens!” Mr. Maxwell ranted.
“Whoa! Stop! calm down! We didn’t kidnap you—we just want to talk. Don’t insult my Deputies by calling them heathens. I’ll have you know they’re both Christians,” the Sheriff informed Mr. Maxwell as Conrado and Crowbar looked at him and nodded in agreement with the Sheriff.
“I’m a quarter Choctaw myself on my Mother’s side, so I take offense to that kind of talk,” the Sheriff calmly said.
The Sheriff walked into the shadows of the old, wooden building and returned with two, wooden, straight back chairs. He set them down, facing each other and motioned for Conrado and Crowbar to put Mr. Maxwell in one and the Sheriff seated himself in the other.
“Mr. Maxwell, I need you to drop out of this election. All I’m asking is for you to quit the race and in the next election, I’ll throw all my support behind you. You’ll be a shoe in—a ringer. I just need one more term. I’m a man of my word—I’ll support you and make sure you win if you do me this one favor,” the Sheriff requested nicely.
“Hmmmm…Uh…No!” Mr. Maxwell replied.
“Mr. Maxwell, this is not going to go well for you if you don’t cooperate,” the Sheriff urged.
“What are you going to do, beat me with a rubber hose, break my leg, beat me with a bag of oranges and break some ribs?” Mr. Maxwell asked defiantly.
“Mr. Maxwell, I’m not going to do anything to you. Out here in the country, we let the land and nature help us with things like this. This ain’t New York City. Things are different here, people are different. But it all still comes down to power, influence, money and whoever is the smartest at getting and keeping all these attributes. I’m asking nicely—I’m begging you, and I don’t beg. Please promise me that you’ll drop out of the election, and we’ll turn you lose. I swear, I’ll back you next election and help you any way I can after you’re elected.” The Sheriff sat face-to-face with Mr. Maxwell and explained this to him with a very sincere and serious tone.
“I don’t give in to bullies! I’ve dealt with the mob, corrupt cops, gang bangers, dope dealers, thugs, and all sorts of trash! I’ve been threatened by worse people than you. You might as well get on with whatever you’re going to do to me, because the answer is always going to be NO!” Mr. Maxwell replied.
“Crowbar, will bring me that little ice cooler out of the truck, please?” the Sheriff asked.
Crowbar sat a small, ice chest on the floor beside the Sheriff’s chair. The Sheriff slowly opened the cooler and pulled out a Coors beer in a bottle and then a small, six-ounce bottle of Coca Cola. “Mr. Maxwell, would you like a beer or a Coke? I’ll uncuff you if you’d like to have a drink. Those animal tranquilizer darts leave a bad taste in your mouth when you wake up…or so I’m told.” The Sheriff held up the choice of refreshments in front of Mr. Maxwell.
Bernie licked his lips and shifted his jaw from side-to-side. “I don’t care to have a drink with you!” he shouted.
The sheriff fished around in his pocket and pulled out an opener, popped the top on the Coke and took a long, slow drink. “Ahhh, refreshing! These little bottles remind me of when I was a child. Granddad would take me to the store, right here in Sweet Springs once a month and buy me a Coke. We’d drink it at the store, so we didn’t have to pay the two-cent deposit on the bottle. While I drank the Coke, he’d talk to the other old timers about the price of seed corn, weather, politics, and the upcoming weather conditions. Times were simple back then. Mr. Maxwell, I’ve tried to be patient with you. I’ll ask you one more time. Please, drop out of this race. Give me your word, and I’ll turn you lose,” the Sheriff urged with great sincerity.
“What if I say ok—then I don’t do as I promised?” Bernie asked.
“Well, we’ll have this same meeting again,” the Sheriff promised.
“Then the answer is still, NO!” Bernie continued to be defiant.
The Sheriff turned up the Coke and finished his drink. “Ok, have it your way,” the Sheriff said and nodded to Conrado.
Conrado walked to the closest, dark corner of the building and rolled a bundle of chain-link fence across the floor close to Bernie. He unwired the bundle and rolled it out flat. It made a metallic, clanking noise as it unwound across the floor, sounding like the tracks on an army tank or a bulldozer. Clank, Clank, Clank, Clank. Bernie sat perfectly still with a puzzled look on his face; this was not what he expected. Conrado and Crowbar grabbed him and threw him down on the chain-link. They had him rolled up in the middle of it before he could make a sound. They wired it back together so it wouldn’t unfurl and then rolled it over until Bernie was face up. The Sheriff rose and sauntered over to Bernie in his wire sarcophagus. He leaned over, placing one foot on the roll of wire.
“Mr. Maxwell, I apologize for not giving you a proper welcome to my county when you moved here. Now Conrado and Crowbar are going to take you down to the Oklahoma/Texas line and throw your ass in the Red River. The water’s up, its running from cut bank to cut bank. This is fifty feet of chain-link, six feet wide. You’re about five and a half feet tall, so you should be snug. This roll of wire will sink to the bottom of the river quickly, the sand will silt in through the wire and it will bury itself in the river bed like an auger. It won’t rust out or give up its secret for about a hundred years…by then, who cares!? Welcome to Okpulo County, Oklahoma, have a nice stay,” the Sheriff said and began walking away.
“Ok boys, you know what to do, I’m going to go have an early breakfast or a late supper, one or the other. Ya’ll take tomorrow off if you want to, go fishing or somethin’.”
The sheriff stopped and turned around speaking a little louder, “Oh, and Mr. Maxwell, don’t worry about your truck and boat. Your truck’s over at the lake by the boat ramp with your trailer. Your boat’s anchored in the cove where you like to fish, and there’s even a couple of fish in the live well. I’ll help the Game Wardens drag the lake for your body tomorrow, but of course we won’t find it. I’ll personally give my condolences to your widow. She’s gonna look good in black—some women do.”
Conrado and Crowbar loaded their doomed cargo and locked up the ice house. The ride to the Texas border took about an hour, so therefore Bernie had time to think about his situation. The Sheriff’s deal all of the sudden sounded pretty reasonable. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t squirm, he could barely breathe. He looked up at the moon and stars, and he felt the chilling, Fall air whip around and through the holes in the wire. “Is this how it ends for me? he thought. “Killed by an outdated, backwoods Sheriff and two Indians!” It would be almost humorous if he wasn’t so scared to death. Conrado drove across the long bridge into Texas, made a quick U-turn and then stopped halfway across the bridge. The Deputies exited the truck and dropped the tailgate. They slid out the bundle of doom and hoisted it onto the guardrail. Bernie tried to speak but could barely make a sound.
“Hey guys, I think I’ll take the Sheriff’s deal. You can turn me loose, ok?” he squeaked.
“Too late, pray to Jesus,” Conrado instructed.
They positioned him on the guardrail and then dropped him face-up to the heavens. The one hundred-foot drop seemed like slow motion to Bernie. He watched as the crescent moon and stars moved away from him. He heard the splash and felt the chilling water as it made its way around his body, into his ears and finally covered his eyes. He tried to hold his breath, but it was futile. The red, muddy water filled his lungs and his world went gray.
Conrado and Crowbar watched as best they could as the watery tomb sucked the unlucky candidate downward. They removed their hats and had a silent prayer, then left the scene the same way they came.
. . .
By the time the Sheriff got home, he received a call from his office. The night shift had received a frantic call from Mrs. Maxwell concerning her husband. She had reported to them that her husband had left early yesterday morning to go fishing and had not returned. She stated he had been headed to Hugo lake and had been gone for about twenty-four hours, now.
“I told her, he probably got out on the lake and had boat trouble, it wouldn’t crank or something. Probably floatin’, waitin’ on someone to find him,” the Deputy on the other end of the line explained.
“Call the Game Warden and send him over to look for him. See if she knows where he might be,” the Sheriff instructed.
“Yes, Sir, already done that,” the Deputy replied. “Game Warden found his truck and his boat anchored in a cove. No sign of Mr. Maxwell. Their fixin’ to start draggin’ the lake. Just thought you should know,” the Deputy said.
“Ok, thanks. I’ll head that way. Tell me how to get there, which boat ramp?” the Sheriff asked.
It was daylight when the Sheriff arrived, and operations were underway to recover the body. Three Game Wardens, four boats and some Deputies were gearing up to drag and dive.
“Well, Sheriff, looks like you’re the only one on the ballot now.” The voice came from behind a big Oak tree. The Sheriff spun around to see his old friend, George Fletcher a Game Warden. “Sorry, Sheriff, didn’t mean to startle you. Had to get rid of some coffee,” George said.
“What do you mean by that, George?” The sheriff seemed to be somewhat defensive.
“Bernie Maxwell. No sign of him—boat’s anchored and fish in the live well. Maybe fell in, had a heart attack, who knows?” George went on to explain as he put on a life vest. “You want to ride with me, or you got other things to do?” George asked.
“I’ll ride with you; I like being on the water this time of year. It’ll seem like old times when I used to ride with you at night, listening for poachers to shoot or watching for spotlights.” The Sheriff smiled and slapped George on the back.
. . .
Two days of dragging and diving produced nothing but an illegal fish basket.
“Well, if he doesn’t float in a day or two, we’re going to presume that he was ate by the few gators that are here,” George said as he rubbed his face and poured a cup of coffee from his thermos.
“That unlucky bastard should have stayed in New York City, I guess,” the Sheriff replied as he gathered a wad of Red Man in his fingers and stuffed it in his jaw.
“Kinda’ reminds me of that time ten years ago when we drug the Red for thirty days straight after we caught that ole’ boy throwin’ that body off the bridge rolled up in chain link. We never found anything, never hooked anything except an old car that had been there for fifty years. You were pretty certain that he had probably killed ten to twelve people like that but couldn’t prove it since we couldn’t produce a body. That ole’ boy was a criminal genius,” George continued to reminisce.
“That guy was a sociopath,” the Sheriff replied. “I think I’m going to go over and console Mrs. Maxwell. I hate to give her the bad news, but someone has to,” the Sheriff said and then stretched and rubbed the back of his neck.
“Don’t start courtin’ her too soon, Big Don. I hear she’s an attractive lady,” George said with a devilish grin. The Sheriff gave a half-smile and walked toward his car.
. . .
Tim, Shotgun and Ray had arrived at Harold’s house and began to explain their need for his guiding expertise in the area of Middle Mountain. Harold being doubtful about any Choctaw gold had opted for daily pay like Shotgun and Ray had done.
“I’ve got one horse and two mules; all are trained to pack or ride,” Harold reported. “There’s also two big mules and two horses at Uncle Fred’s place we can use,” Shotgun volunteered.
“The trip will take a day’s ride in, a day’s ride out and at least a week to ten days in between, depending on what we find. We better pack plenty of provisions. We could pack light and kill what we eat. We’d spend time huntin’ instead of searchin’ if we did that though…never mind, scratch that.” Tim was calculating all options.
The caravan included two trucks, two stock trailers, eight mounts, including Bill, the burrow, provisions and ammunition.
“I’ve got saddle scabbards for every kind of rifle except that AK47 you’re toting, Tim,” Harold said.
“No problem, I’ll just sling it over my shoulder or across my back. I got used to that at one time. When we were over in the sandbox, we rode patrol and did a few missions on horseback,” Tim replied confidently.
Early the next morning, they made their way up the winding and scenic Indian Highway for several miles. They turned onto a logging road and drove down it for about two miles until it came to a dead end.
“Ok, boys, it’s ride or walk from this point on,” Harold told them.
Horses and mules were unloaded from the trailers and packed for the trip. Each rider led a pack animal. At the start, the trail was easy but by midday, it became rough and treacherous. They picked their way around rock slides, washouts and the occasional fallen pines that were one-hundred-sixty feet tall. The views were splendid, and the beauty of these mountains was magnificent this time of year. The cold nights and early frost had caused the leaves to turn brilliant shades of red and orange. Even the narrow trails around the mountain range that offered a sure death with a two-hundred-foot drop to one side and a sheer, straight wall to the other side seemed less daunting when everything was so bright and colorful.
They had stopped to give the animals a rest and to take in the view on the edge of a bald spot on the mountain, when a deer bolted from above them and headed down the mountain, crossing in front of them.
“Hmm…that deer was more scared of whatever is up above us, than he was of us,” Tim said.
“Yeah, could be a bear or a big cat,” Harold said. At that moment, a deep, guttural growl came from above, and they could hear the sounds of a tree being pushed over.
“What the hell?” Tim unshouldered his AK47 and jacked the bolt. Shotgun did the same with his .20 gauge as did Ray, thumb cocking his pistol. Harold made his way around to the right side of his mount and jacked the lever on a Winchester 30-30. The brush above them shook and a five-foot log rolled down toward them, stopping within ten feet of Harold. A volley of three or four small rocks landed around them, narrowly missing everyone. A loud scream echoed through the mountains; a sound that can only be described as a combination of a panther’s scream and a woman’s scream who is being murdered. An owl hooted three times, then everything was calm and silent.
“What the hell was that all about? What the hell was that?” Tim asked as he scanned his surroundings, pointing his AK as he scanned.
“They’re not happy that I brought you here,” Harold said.
“THEY’RE not happy? Who the hell are THEY?” Tim asked.
“The Forest People, the Sasquatch, the Bigfoot, whatever you want to call ‘em,” Harold explained. “We have an understanding. I come up here, and I don’t bother them. I only kill what I eat, and I don’t bother them. I leave them small gifts to show them respect,” Harold explained.
“You’re serious, aren’t you?” Tim questioned.
“Very serious.” Harold answered.
“How long has this been going on?” Shotgun inquired.
“Ever since I was a kid, ten or twelve years old I guess,” Harold said.
“You never told me this—I thought we were friends,” Shotgun said in a disappointed tone.
“Until recently, you wanted to kill or capture one. I couldn’t let you do that,” Harold told Shotgun.
“Oh, right! Sorry, I understand,” Shotgun apologized.
“You guys are serious?” Tim asked again.
“Yes, we’re telling the truth. There are lots of Bigfoot in these mountains, and they seem to be very protective of Middle Mountain for some reason,” Harold said, still scanning the ridge above for any movement. “They seem to be agitated about us being here for some reason. I’m guess it’s because I brought you guys here,” Harold stated as he tried to figure a reason for this strange change of behavior.
“They seem to have calmed down or gone. Let’s get going again,” Tim ordered.
The team mounted up and rounded the mountain onto a part of the trail that crossed a narrow, rocky gorge. Seemingly from out of nowhere, a rock, the size of a cantaloupe, exploded against a pine tree inches above Tim’s head! He dismounted in one lightening quick move and took aim up the mountain, laying his AK across the saddle for a rest.
“These damn critters are about to piss me off!” Tim shouted.
“Be calm, don’t be aggressive,” Harold warned.
“Be calm, my ass!” Tim snapped. “If I’m under attack, I return fire!”
“No! No! Don’t do that!” Shotgun shouted and Ray shook his head, “No”.
“What’s with you guys?” Tim sounded aggravated.
“They won’t hurt you,” Shotgun shouted from the back of the pack line.
About that time a baseball-size rock crashed into Shotgun’s right eye and knocked him from his burrow, Bill. When he fell, he struck the back of his head on another rock. Ray dismounted with one leap and covered Shotgun with his body in case more rocks were coming. When the rock hit Shotgun, Tim barked off three rounds up the mountain, and that set off a volley of arrows from above. One arrow struck Harold’s forearm that was holding the reins, two struck Tim’s saddle and one went through his chest. The horses and pack animals bucked and snorted, while Tim burst off another dozen rounds in the direction of the arrow attack. Harold dismounted holding his wrist and forearm, trying to control his horse and pack mule. Holding his chest at the base of the arrow, Tim made his way to Shotgun. Harold took cover behind a boulder the size of a buffalo. Tim used the horses and mules to cover himself, Shotgun, and Ray. An arrow whizzed by Harold’s head as he peeked around the boulder. With his good arm, he did a John Wayne maneuver, and “one hundred jacked” another round into his level gun, leaned out and shot uphill.
The horses and mules stomped and snorted around Tim, Shotgun, and Ray as Tim tried to hold them all in place as a shield against their unseen attackers. After several minutes that seemed like forever, it appeared that all was clear. Shotgun was unconscious, and Ray was holding Shotgun’s head in his lap. Tim was groaning and breathing heavily while holding onto the arrow that had entered his chest on the left, lower side and exiting his back.
“Damn it! Damn it!” Tim shouted. “I’ve been shot before, but this son-of-a bitch hurts bad!” he exclaimed.
Harold cautiously made his way over to Tim, Shotgun, and Ray.
“Oh, my Lord! Is he still breathing?” Harold asked Ray. Ray nodded ‘yes’ but was holding Shotgun tight and rocking back and forth in a panicked reaction.
Tim pulled his bandana from around his neck and handed it to Harold.
“Here tie a tourniquet around your arm. We’ve got to fix you first, so you can help us,” Tim told him. Tim carefully removed his Carhart jacket. The arrow had missed it somehow and entered the unbuttoned part that exposed his shirt.
“Should I pull it out?” Harold asked.
“Hell, NO!” Tim quickly responded. Tim was trying to analyze his situation when he noticed it was a wooden arrow with turkey feather fletching. “What does the tip look like Harold?”
“It’s a flint arrowhead like some I’ve found, but it’s tied with some strange-looking twine,” Harold reported.
“That’s new, Harold,” Tim told him. “Do your Bigfoot friends shoot arrows?” Tim asked.
“No, I don’t know who attacked us,” Harold confessed. “Should I try to break it, so we can pull it out?” Harold asked.
“No! Hell no! Quit worrying about pulling it out. That’s only in the movies. Cut the liner out of a sleeping bag and wrap it around my chest, crisscross around the arrow as closely as you can,” Tim instructed. After Tim was somewhat stabilized, they turned their attention to Shotgun.
“He may have neck injuries; I’ll wrap his neck with a shirt. Put some water on a rag—cloth—shirt something and hold it on his eye and forehead. He’s probably got a concussion. Let me see if I can get on my horse.”
Tim was trying to triage and make rescue plans at the same time. Tim climbed painfully onto his horse with an ancient-looking arrow sticking through him, a scene straight from the movies.
“Ok, very carefully hand Shotgun to me, support his head,” Tim instructed. “OK, mount up. Ray, you double up with Harold. Tie the leads on the pack animals and they can follow; if they don’t, we’ll come back later for them if the mountain lions or bears don’t get ‘em. Got to travel fast and hard. I don’t know how long I can stay conscious. Once we get there, unhook the trailer from my truck and drive like hell to get us to the hospital,” Tim told Harold, grimacing with every breath.
After a painful, agonizing, six-hour horseback ride back to the truck, it was getting dark and the company of treasure hunters looked more like Custer’s’ Seventh Calvary.
“Mountains weren’t quite as pretty on the ride back,” Tim said as he sat sideways in the passenger’s seat and held his side in pain.
“You gonna make it?” Harold asked, shifting into drive and looking at Tim with wide eyes.
“Yeah, yeah, just drive—drive fast,” Tim said as he faded out of consciousness
. . .
The next time Tim opened his eyes, he was looking at a heart monitor, laying on his side on an exam table at the Sweet Springs Hospital. He tried to sit up, but only arose on his right elbow when a nurse grabbed his shoulder and said, “You need to lie down, sir.”
“Where’s my friends?” Tim asked.
The nurse wheeled the exam table around to bring into view Harold who was sitting on a bed next to him and Shotgun lying on the bed with Ray on the opposite side. Harold’s arm was bandaged, and Shotgun’s face was swollen with bruises in shades of purple and blue. He also wore a neck brace and had a heart monitor attached to him.
Tim thought about the warning Miss Cherie had given him. Could he live with himself if the spell that helped him find his treasure cost him the life of another person? “Once it’s set in motion it can’t be stopped.” He looked down at his chest to discover that the arrow was still there.
“Try to lie still,” the nurse told him.
“How’s my little friend over there?” Tim asked.
“He has a concussion and possibly a skull fracture, not sure about his neck, yet,” she answered.
“How about you, Harold?” Tim asked.
“I’m okay, the arrow went straight through—it hurts like the devil but not too bad compared to you guys,” Harold answered and glanced over at Shotgun.
“Why haven’t they removed this damn arrow?” Tim asked the nurse.
“Well, by looking at the X-Ray, the shaft of the arrow is close to your lung and that’s why it’s difficult for you to breathe. It also chipped a rib, other than that it didn’t hit any vital organs. We’re waiting on a doctor to be brought in by helicopter from Tulsa. We’re equipped to handle minor injuries and bar fights at the local beer joints that only need X-rays and stitches. We can deal with snake bites and broken bones, but this is a little tricky,” she told him.
“Why don’t you air flight me to Tulsa.” Tim asked, gritting his teeth as he struggled to breathe.
“Well hon’, you lost a lot of blood, and from what I understand the six-hour, horseback ride and hour drive to get here didn’t help your condition any. To be honest, we’re scared to move you, so lie still, please,” she sternly demanded.
Before all this information could sink in and be processed the Sheriff burst into the emergency room. He looked at Tim with the primitive arrow sticking through his chest; Harold with his bandaged arm in a sling; Shotgun in a neck brace with his head swollen black and blue, and Ray holding Shotgun’s hand, dabbing his face with a wet cloth.
“What in the H-E-double LL is going on here? I get a call that the guys who found the bodies on K-Trail are in the emergency room, suffering from wounds received in an Indian attack. Somebody better start talking!” The Sheriff seemed a bit angry.
The Sheriff walked from patient to patient while Harold related details of the event.
“And that’s the same thing I told the State Trooper who stopped me doing ninety in a fifty-five. He responded by giving us an escort to the hospital. I only told him a little bit of the story when he noticed the arrow sticking through Tim and interrupted me as I was trying to explain. He told me, ‘Shut up and follow me.’ Then I told the whole story to him when we got here,” Harold rambled on with his explanation.
The Sheriff just shook his head and removed his Stetson.
“Damn, a shootout with the Indians and the only one that doesn’t get hurt is the monkey. Ya’ll are the damnedest bunch of idiots I’ve ever seen. The Sheriff looked at Tim as he grimaced in pain with every breath.
“Mr. McRay, I’ll be glad when you leave my county! You seem to have a knack for bringing strange trouble wherever you go.” The Sheriff repositioned his hat and took a sideways glance at Ray, then stormed out into the waiting room where the State Trooper was filling out his report.
The arrow was removed by the doctor who had flown in from Tulsa. Harold went home and Shotgun remained in a coma with Ray by his side. The arrow was given to the Okpulo County Sheriff’s department for evidence. Two Game Wardens and two Deputies followed Harold back where the horses and mules had been left. They gathered the other arrow for evidence and helped Harold catch and lead the horses, mules and one burrow. Harold, with help from Cali Ann and other friends, returned the mounts to their pastures and unloaded some of the supplies.
He returned to the hospital to check on his friends with Miss Cherie in tow. Harold had stopped to tell her about Shotgun and Tim, and she insisted on going to see them. She rushed into Tim’s room to find him sitting up in bed, bandaged from his neck to his waist, wrapped like a mummy.
“Oh, my goodness, are you in pain?” she asked as she held Tim’s hand.
“Not now, but before they removed the arrow, I wanted to die!” Tim said.
“Don’t say that!” Miss Cherie snapped.
“Why, Miss Cherie, you didn’t seem too concerned when you let that rattlesnake bite me!” Tim smiled and popped back.
“I was in control of that situation; I have no control over this situation,” she stated, squinting her eyebrows and glaring at Tim with her beautiful, brown eyes. “Where’s Shotgun?” she asked.
“Room 110, next door,” Tim answered.
She spun around like a whirlwind, was out the door and at Shotgun’s bedside in seconds. Ray was a bit surprised to see Miss Cherie, but he kept holding Shotgun’s hand and patting his face with a wet cloth. Miss Cherie looked at Shotgun and gently rubbed his face with her hand, she shook her head and said a prayer.
“Take care of your friend,” she told Ray as she exited the room.
She returned to Tim’s room where Harold and he were conversing about the length of Tim’s recovery and wondering if anyone had contacted Uncle Fred about Shotgun’s condition.
“The Sheriff said that he would let Fred know about Shotgun. I hope and pray he makes it. He’s on our prayer list at the Church and the Preacher is coming to check on him, too,” Harold reported.
Miss Cherie waited for Harold to leave the room then she whispered to Tim in an agitated tone, “This is why I don’t get involved in fortune seekers, shit like this always happens.”
“I understand what you mean, I really do,” Tim agreed.
“Do you? Do you, really? I don’t think you do!” she retorted. “You better think long and hard about all this before you start looking for gold again!” she told Tim, then rushed out as fast as she rushed in.
After a short visit, Harold took Miss Cherie home and then went to the store for an overdue cheeseburger date with Cali Ann.
. . .
Three days passed and the Sheriff showed up for another visit. He stopped to see Shotgun first. The Sheriff stood and stared down on the pitiful-looking, little clock repairer and said, “Willard, if you can hear me, I’m going to see your Uncle Fred. I’ll be back tomorrow to check on you.”
Then he went next door to visit Tim. “Mr. McRay, looks like you’re doing better,” the Sheriff observed.
“Yes Sir, Sheriff,” Tim replied.
“Mr. McRay, you told me that you were a geologist or something of that sort, searching for various rocks and minerals. I know a lot about you, and I call BULLSHIT! What were you really doing on Middle Mountain?”
“Sheriff, I told you, looking for minerals, crystals, and other types of elements.”
“Those ‘other elements’ include gold?” The Sheriff gave Tim a look with his steely blue eyes that reeked of his eighty-seven years of knowledge and experience.
“Well, Sheriff, I guess if we run across some gold in those mountains, that would just be icing on the cake. But I don’t know of any reports of gold around here, only silver mines and a little gold panned in the Kiamichi River over toward Winding Stair Mountain,” Tim explained in an attempt to play down the insinuation.
“You almost got yourself killed, and we’re still not sure if Willard will make it. Do you think it’s worth it?” The Sheriff waited for a reply.
“I’m not sure I know what you mean, Sheriff,” Tim answered with his poker face on.
“I got a call from the Tribal Police yesterday. Two young men were brought to the Indian Hospital over in Yanush. One with a gunshot wound to the stomach, and the other shot in the leg. According to your report, you returned fire and so did Harold. The two Choctaw boys aren’t talkin’. They won’t say what happened,” the Sheriff said
“We returned fire, but we were just shooting blind trying to get to cover. We never really got a look at who launched those arrows,” Tim said.
“Those arrows are well-made, modern arrows that look like Choctaw arrows. Currently made arrows, made to look like relics. There’s a self-proclaimed Chief named Otie, who teaches the Old Ways used before the Europeans ever came to this country. These boys hang out with Otie and participate in the learning and ceremonies of the Old Ways. But there’s one problem. Otie doesn’t like white people and wants to take back Southeast Oklahoma for the Choctaws. He wants to run out all white men from these mountains. I understand his feelings, but it’s too late to do what he has in mind. Time, politics, history, and progress have made this impossible. But they say, he’s a ‘bit eccentric’—I call him ‘crazy’. I’ve got a feelin’ he had a lot to do with what happened to ya’ll. Take my advice and stay off Middle Mountain,” the Sheriff advised and walked out.
He strolled down the sidewalk and over to the City Square. He took a seat on a bench and looked up at the blue, Oklahoma sky which was dotted with white clouds that looked like homemade cathead biscuits. He lit a King Edward cigar and crossed his legs. He needed to do some thinking before he went to see his old friend turned enemy at the State Penitentiary.
. . .
After a long smoke and a think, the Sheriff went to his office and shut the door. He opened the bottom drawer on his desk and pulled out a bottle of Gentlemen Jack and a shot glass. He filled the glass and threw it back. “Ahhh…that’s better,” he said to himself.
“That always makes the words come easier,” he said aloud and then picked up the phone to start making at least a dozen phone calls.
A few hours later, he was walking into the Oklahoma State Penitentiary in McAlester. As he checked his gun and was escorted to a room for visitation, he was greeted by every guard and trustee in the prison. “Hello, Sheriff!” “Hello, Sheriff!” “Hello Sheriff!” Everyone knew him, the oldest Sheriff in Oklahoma, maybe the whole USA. He was a celebrity in the law enforcement arena.
He sat down in a visitation room and waited. In a few minutes, Uncle Fred was brought to the room, in cuffs and shackles.
“Well, what the Hell are you doing here?” asked Fred.
“It’s Willard,” the Sheriff replied.
“Willard! What’s wrong, what happened, come on, speak up!” Fred was frantic.
“He’s in the hospital, unconscious.” The Sheriff told the story of how it happened and all he knew about the situation.
Fred put his hands on the table in front of him and made a fist.
“If I wasn’t in here, this probably wouldn’t have happened!” he shouted.
“Oh, I bet it would have. Willard loves adventure,” the Sheriff answered.
“You don’t know shit about Willard,” Fred shot back.
“I know more than you think. Now listen to me. We’ve wronged each other in different ways. Let’s forget and forgive and start over. I’m working on gettin’ you out of here. I made a dozen phone calls today. I called in every favor that was owed me and threatened some with dirt I knew on them if they didn’t help. It’s going to take about two weeks, but it’s gonna’ happen. I’ve made my peace with you, now see if you can make yours with me. I’ll let you know if there’s any change in Willard’s condition.
The Sheriff motioned for the guards to take Fred back to his cell. Fred looked at Don with untrusting, uncertain eyes as he got up and left in silence.

U DO have a gift of the blarney, and u probably aren’t even Irish!!!But I really do enjoy and look forward for more TALES….thanks
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Meanwhile at Miss Cherie’s shack on Little River, an old friend came sneaking up behind the chicken house as Miss Cherie was throwing rocks at a fox that had taken an interest in her hens.
“Go on, go away, and find yourself some other meal besides my hens!” she hollered. “Claude, I hear you breathing, and you stepped on several sticks as you approached. You’re not being very sneaky, today,” she scolded.
“I know, I was in a hurry to see you,” Claude explained.
“You ready for some pie?” she asked.
“Yes, please, but before we have pie, I need to tell you something,” Claude said, stopping her from heading toward the shack.
“I saw your friends when they got hurt. I tried to warn them and scare them into turning around, but they kept going. The Chief Otie and his Braves were waiting for them. You know I can’t get involved in human conflicts, but I tried to help by warning them.” Claude was mostly concerned about Shotgun. “The Chief Otie is doing bad things. He tries to control my people with dark spells and spirits. My people are too strong to be affected, but he continues to try. I don’t want your friends to get hurt again or killed.” Claude finished his story. “OK, ready for pie now?” he asked.
Miss Cherie brought the usual setup, pie on fine china, linen napkin, silver tableware and her special pie for Claude, some blackberry pie for herself and a glass of dark red wine.
“Looks like I need to do a little research on this Chief Otie,” Miss Cherie stated. “Thank you for trying to help. Do you see this Chief Otie in the mountains very often?” she asked.
“Yes, sometimes a lot, sometimes not a lot,” Claude said.
“Maybe someday, I’ll get to where I can understand your way of talking.” She smiled and drank her wine and ate pie in the cool, Fall air. “Fall is more pleasant in the mountains than anywhere else I believe,” Miss Cherie mused.
“Fall?” Claude sent as a question although it was hard to tell—sometimes he just repeated what she said to learn the words.
“Yes, when the weather cools, and the leaves change color, and the grass dies, and the geese fly south, and the animals grow fur, and the bears grows fat, and the days grow short and the nights grow long—that’s Fall,” she explained.
“Ok, I understand,” said Claude.
“Did your cousins enjoy the pastries’?” she asked.
“Yes, very much, they were very happy,” Claude said.
“How can you tell when your people are happy? Your face is almost expressionless.” Miss Cherie was curious.
“We just know—we know each other’s feelings. What is exp…express…Expression…a…list?” Claude was learning a new word.
“Oh, well…How about we save that for another time Claude. I’ve got work to do, and I’m sure you’ve got Bigfoot, Sasquatch things you need to do.” Miss Cherie needed to find out more about Otis but couldn’t do so until her guest left.
“Ok, thank you. I’ll be back soon. If you need me, call my name,” said Claude as his massive form quickly disappeared into the Fall foliage.
Miss Cherie walked over to the barn and looked up at the Owl as he sat in the loft.
“Ok my friend, I need some information. I used to be able to trade with the fox like I do you, but he gave me bad information a couple of times. He began making things up just so he could have a free meal—-I don’t trust him anymore. You’ve always been truthful with me, so let’s keep it that way. I need to know about the Choctaw War Chief Otie. He roams these mountains. I need to know what he’s doing, what he’s done, and what he plans to do. This information should be good for several meals. Opa heli, Opa heli, Opa heli,” she told the owl, and he left the loft with a rush of wings and headed north toward the mountain.
. . .
A week passed and Shotgun opened his eyes to see his faithful friend sitting beside him. Ray hadn’t left his side the entire time. The nurses had insisted that Harold take Ray’s pistol when he arrived, but other than that, they all loved him and brought him food and drinks. Ray only left Shotgun’s side for bathroom breaks, a quick puff of his pipe outside, and an occasional bath in the fountain by the hospital front entrance. According to the doctors, Shotgun was going to have a complete recovery.
Tim was released and he returned to his cabin, although most every day he was with Shotgun and Ray waiting for some sign of improvement. Harold’s arm was on the mend and Uncle Fred was a week closer to being released from prison, although he still didn’t believe it.
. . .
The owl, who was normally in the loft by daylight every morning, had been gone for a solid week. No sign of him anywhere. Miss Cherie was starting to worry that Otie had captured him or worse. Finally, on the seventh day the Owl swooped into the loft and hooted three times to announce his arrival. Miss Cherie was cooking beans and rice with a South Louisiana kick, when she heard the much-anticipated signal. She left her food simmering on the stove and dashed out the front door, barefoot, letting the screen door slam behind her just like her Mamma always told her not to do. She held her skirt up to her knees as she tiptoed across the frost covered ground and made her way to the barn.
“Well my friend, I was worried about you. Are you ok?” she asked.
The owl spread his great wings and closed his eyes.
“Good, I have imagined all kinds of things when you didn’t return. What have you found out for me?”
She stepped back as she looked up at the magnificent raptor. The Owl flew down and lit on the hitching post by the corral. Miss Cherie walked over and once again looked into the huge eyes of the owl. At first, they seemed to glow and then the images came. Miss Cherie watched in horror as she saw Chief Otie grab the hair on the head of a man in camouflage and continue to cut his throat until he got to the neckbone, then drew a flint tomahawk and hacked through the bone and joints. All manner of gruesome gore hung from the gapping neck as Chief Otie ran down a mountain trail carrying his gruesome trophy. Then she could see fire in the owl’s eyes as it panned out to expose a big campfire with drummers beating on ancient drums and a dancer in some type of carved mask dancing around the fire. The dancer held a spear and stomped in rhythm with the drums. On the end of the spear was a human head, the skin and hair removed to reveal a gruesome smile and wide eyes. As the dancer danced around the fire, he stomped and waved the spear toward the heavens. Another dancer rose up from the outer circle of observers and began to dance holding a snake in one hand and a flint knife in the other. As the drums continued to beat, the two dancers stopped dancing and stood on opposite sides of the fire. The masked dancer with the spear and skinned, human head began to slowly roast the head over the fire until it began to smoke. He then took the flint knife from the other dancer and pried open the grinning mouth. He grabbed the tongue and cut it out, then carefully cut out the eyeballs. Once this gruesome act was fulfilled, he took the snake from the other dancer and put it into the mouth of the skull and forced the jaw shut. They danced and drummed faster until it all stopped. The masked dancer held the roasted, mutilated head in both hands and held it up to the heavens. The snake exited the right eye socket and entered the left as he surveyed his grizzly home. The fire leapt higher and the drummers began again.
“What on earth is he trying to do?” she asked herself as she held both sides of her head in disbelief. She could only assume the masked dancer was Chief Otie.
The next scene wasn’t as gruesome, but equally as concerning. Otie was gathering plants and crystals as well as the blood which was left by Shotgun, Tim, and Harold. The next scene confirmed what Claude had told her. Chief Otie was standing at the edge of a dark forest. It appeared that about a dozen Bigfoot people were standing in the shadows. Chief Otie was speaking the Choctaw language to them and pointing at gifts of food he had laid out before them. As he was speaking, the Bigfoot people were turning away and going back into the forest. As the last Bigfoot faded into the darkness, the Chief appeared to become angry. He gathered his food gifts and built a fire. As the fire burned, he threw the food gifts into it one at a time and spoke words that Miss Cherie had never heard before. She could make out the Choctaw words, but it was mixed with some other language. She only knew for certain that he was seeking help from dark spirits and black magic. It seemed as though this Chief had become a psychotic, medicine man or witch. His hatred had driven him insane, and the evil spirits that stay hidden deep in the mountain were beginning to take over his soul.
The last scene she saw was the Chief striking one of his braves and several arguing with one another as the Chief combined the blood he collected with the tongue and eyes of the corpse and then threw it all into a clay vessel and poured boiling water into it.
“Oh, dear God!” Miss Cherie said aloud. “I’ve got to warn Tim and the guys about this. I’ve got to find some of Great Grandma’s books and see if I can find a way to understand those words he spoke,” she spoke to the owl as though he cared. “I guess you want your reward now,” she taunted him. He spread his wings and closed his eyes. Miss Cherie held up her end of the bargain. A few hens were a cheap price to pay for this information.
. . .
Miss Cherie didn’t have to wait long to warn Tim about Chief Otie. Tim showed up later that day with other supernatural ideas on his mind. After a somewhat uncomfortable walk down the wagon road to Miss Cherie’s shack, Tim paused in the front yard to catch his breath. Miss Cherie stepped onto the front porch and said, “Good to see you out and about. Are you ok?”
“Yeah…I’m ok. Just got a little more healing to do,” Tim answered.
“Is Shotgun ok?” Miss Cherie asked.
“Yeah, he’s doing good. I needed to come see you about something…something spiritual,” Tim offered.
“Really? I can’t wait to hear it,” Miss Cherie said.
Tim gingerly walked across the yard and stepped up onto the porch, unholstered Uncle Fred’s .45 and asked, “Do you do cold readings?”
“You mean like parlor tricks?” Miss Cherie queried.
“No, I mean like holding an object to determine where it’s been, who it belongs to or if there’s anything unusual about it,” Tim explained.
“Yes, I was once to be able to do that, but it’s been a long time, not much request for that around here,” she responded. “But first, I have something very important to tell you,” Miss Cherie said.
“Ok, go ahead, and then I want you to hold this pistol and tell me what you see,” Tim urged. Miss Cherie explained what she had seen about Chief Otie. The dangers and uncertainties of Tim’s quest had now been doubled if not tripled. She suggested he abandon his quest for gold and move on to other interests once he was fully healed.
“One of the words Chief Otie spoke was Hungarian, ‘boszorkany’, it means ‘injurious phantom’. I couldn’t decipher all of what he said, but what I could decipher added up to one thing—black magic and conjuring up demonic spirits. He’s gone mad or possessed or both. He has collected the blood that you, Harold, and Shotgun had left at the scene of your ambush. This is very bad for all of you! I can try to help, but I’m not sure exactly what I’m up against. He seems very learned of the black arts, not just his own but from other parts of the world. He could be the Devil, himself!” Miss Cherie was very serious and frantic in her explanation. She had never seen as much evil as what illuminated from Otie’s spells, and in South Louisiana she had seen a lot.
“Ok, alright, I see your point. This Chief Otie character is one freaky dude. I’m not sure what to think about this whole evil spirit thing. Even though I believe in the supernatural and God, I don’t know how fearful I should be about this,” Tim explained. “I need to tell the Sheriff about this, as it explains what happened to the corpse we found with no head. But I can’t tell him…he wouldn’t believe me, not if I told him I got the information from a Voodoo Queen,” Tim said with a defeated tone.
“I’ll tell the Sheriff, don’t you worry, I’ll explain it to him,” Miss Cherie assured him.
“You know the Sheriff?” Tim questioned in a surprised tone.
Miss Cherie placed her hands on her hips as she would do when she became agitated.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot, you know everyone. Hey, you wouldn’t have anything to do with how long the Sheriff has been Sheriff would you? Nah, probably not, that’s crazy.” Tim smiled and knew he should shut up and change the subject. “Ok, now then, let’s try this.” Tim popped the magazine out of the .45 and cleared the chamber, then handed it to Miss Cherie.
Miss Cherie held the grips in her right hand as though she had done this before. She placed her left hand on the top of the slide and closed her eyes with her head tilted slightly back.
Tim thought, “How sexy she looks and even sexier holding that gun.”
Miss Cherie opened her eyes and looked at Tim. “What did you say?”
Tim’s mouth dropped open and the words wouldn’t come, “Uh…uh…uh, nothing—I didn’t say anything,” he stammered.
“Oh, ok—I could have sworn I heard you say something.” Miss Cherie gripped the gun again and titled her head back and closed her eyes.
Tim waited as Miss Cherie squinted her eyes and repeatedly shook her head. This went on for several minutes until she calmly laid the gun on the table and stood there staring at Tim.
“Well, say something—what did you see?” Tim asked impatiently.
“I saw things, I wish I hadn’t,” Miss Cherie answered. “That gun has been used to kill a lot of people–a lot of people. Asians in uniform during the Korean war. I saw a moonshine still and truck loads of liquor. Target shooting and laughing. Picnics and snakes being shot. I saw Shotgun as a child holding the gun and smiling. I also saw the grips being taken off and a map being hidden inside them. I saw Fred’s wife’s grave—Fred was crying in the dark, and he put this gun to his own head and pulled the trigger—that’s the last thing I saw,” Miss Cherie said as she wiped a tear from her eyes.
“But Fred’s alive!” Tim said staring wildly at Miss Cherie.
“Sometimes what I see is past, sometimes present, sometimes future. I remember now why I don’t do this anymore.” Miss Cherie crossed her arms and walked over to the window. When she turned back around Tim was unscrewing the grips on the jaded .45. He carefully removed the bone grips, and pieces of folded paper fell from under both sides. Tim scrambled to unfold them and see what they revealed. Sure enough, a map, but only two parts of what appeared to be half of a map.
“I bet this is why Fred didn’t want the Sheriff to get his hands on this pistol. But what’s this a map to, and where’s the rest of it?” Tim was excited as most treasure hunters are when they find a map someone has drawn to something that must be valuable enough to hide.
“You have to put it back—it’s not yours,” Miss Cherie insisted “And you better not tell Shotgun you found it,” she instructed.
“Ok. Ok. But I sure wonder what that old fox has hidden that needs a map, much less part of a map, and who knows where the other half is hidden?!” Tim was trembling with excitement even though he may never get to know the secret of the .45 map. “At least now I think I understand why Fred didn’t want the Sheriff to get his hands on his pistol. It sure didn’t make sense until now.” Tim smiled and returned the map to its old hiding place and tightened the grips.
Miss Cherie picked the pistol up and looked it over. “I think I’d like to shoot this pistol sometime,” she said as she held it in front of her, aiming out the window.
Tim reached around her from behind and put her hands into the right position to aim and shoot. When he held her tight, he noticed she smelled like honeysuckle and wild roses.
“A gun is like a woman; you need to hold them tight. But you squeeze the trigger gently to get the correct results,” Tim whispered to her as he helped her squeeze the trigger and dry fire the pistol.
Miss Cherie gently slid out of his embrace and handed him the pistol.
“Maybe, when you get healed up, you can give me some shooting lessons; I don’t think you’re up to it right now.” She smiled and went over to the stove to make coffee, while Tim stood there gazing at her, still intoxicated from her scent and the feel of her in his arms.
. . .
Another week passed and Tim healed and grew stronger. Shotgun improved daily. Harold regained more use of his arm each day and Uncle Fred was told by the Warden of his pending release. The Sheriff hadn’t told anyone about Fred’s upcoming release until the day before it happened.
The Sheriff called Conrado into his office and explained to him what was about to take place, and that he was going to drive Fred home from McAlester.
“You’re welcome to come along if you want to,” the Sheriff told Conrado. With a nod and an elusive smile Conrado consented.
The next day, as Uncle Fred walked out of the prison gates, he was met by two old friends, Don and Conrado standing by Don’s Lincoln Town Car. Fred shook Conrado’s hand and hugged him. Then Fred and Don stood there looking at one another like two old bulls who wanted to fight. Then Fred stuck out his hand, and Don took it. The Sheriff hadn’t felt the grip of his old friend in a long time, and it softened his leathery old heart…just a little. The Sheriff opened the door on the front passenger’s seat and said, “Let’s go home.” They all loaded up and headed to Little River Valley. After twenty to thirty minutes of silence the Sheriff reached under his seat as he drove, pulled out a quart Mason jar and passed it to Fred. “Here have a drink. I know it’s been a while,” he said.
Fred spun the lid off and took a swig. “Ahh, that’s smooth as mine,” he said.
“That is yours!” the Sheriff explained.
“Figures!” Fred said as he took another swig.
“I just happen to know where that five hundred gallons is kept that we confiscated. There’s four hundred fifty gallons of it in your barn right now, behind all your square bales,” the Sheriff said.
“Four fifty, what happened to the other fifty?” Fred asked.
“Well, I had to have gifts and bribes for cooperation and to show appreciation to get your sorry hide out of the hoosegow,” the Sheriff said.
“Hmm…not a bad price to pay considering it took everything I had to pay that damn, Tulsa lawyer. I’d been better off having that monkey of Willard’s represent me,” Fred said and then offered Conrado a drink. Conrado held up his hand and shook his head. “Suit yourself my boy, I’ll drink your share,” Fred said.
“Let me have some of that!” The Sheriff ordered and reached for the jar.
By the time they reached Fred’s old farm, spirits were high, and they were having a grand reunion, reminiscing about the good times. When they drove into Fred’s yard and exited the Lincoln, all three strode to the porch. Fred opened the door and flipped on the dim, porch light. He turned around and sat down on the porch swing. The Sheriff and Conrado took a seat in two old metal chairs, and they all took in the scenic view of the mountains that surrounded Fred’s place.
“Welp, Don, let’s make a new start. I was wrong for running off with Ann Marie, but you were never home, you never had time for her. She was lonely and sad and felt unloved and unneeded. I hated seeing her that way. If it wasn’t me, it would have been someone else sooner or later. But I should have tried to point it out to you instead of taking her for myself. I loved her dearly and I miss her,” Fred uttered sadly as he looked out on the mountains.
“You’re right—it wasn’t all your fault. I had a mistress—law enforcement! After I became a Deputy, that’s all I wanted to do. Then when I became Sheriff, I was even more distracted. The first year, I didn’t even eat three meals with her and left in the middle of two of them, because I got called away. I’m just as much to blame. After she left, I threw myself deeper into my work. When she got the cancer and died, I blamed you. I thought it wouldn’t have happened if she had stayed with me. A man carries anger and hatred—he hangs onto it—he turns it into a crusade, and it eats away at him. I shouldn’t have done what I did to you, Fred. I cost you everything you had except your house and a piece of land.” The Sheriff’s years of regret had built up inside of him and now came pouring out like a flooded river.
“After she died, I drank way too much of my own product. I survived my cancer and felt guilty because she didn’t. I got careless in my business dealings. I didn’t care if I got caught, but I really wanted to die. It was partially my own fault that I got caught.”
Fred had confessions of his own. “Let’s start clean, the way we were after the war, hell before the war, before Ann Marie. Back when we had each other’s backs. We’re not getting any younger you know,” Fred said and then looked at his old friend, the Sheriff.
“That sounds like a hell of a good idea, my friend,” the Sheriff said, smiling as he handed Fred the jar again.
Conrado sat silently and took it all in. It was good to see the men who had been like fathers to him, back together again.
“Well, we gotta go Fred. Your old truck has a tank full of gas and a new registration. There’s about three thousand dollars in your bank account, best I could do right now. Get settled back in and give me a call or come by the office when Willard gets released from the hospital,” the Sheriff said as he headed across the yard to his car.
. . .
After the best night’s sleep, he had had in years, Fred got up early and watched the sunrise come up over the Kiamichi Mountains as he had done since he was a child. There was no other place he would rather be. He discovered that the Sheriff had put a few groceries in the frig and cabinets and a whole carton of Marlboro’s and a pouch of Red Man’s on the table for good measure. Coffee, breakfast and a smoke on the front porch felt like heaven to Fred. He picked up the receiver of his landline and to his surprise, heard a dial tone. He called the hospital to check on Shotgun’s release.
“Sweet Springs Hospital,” the voice on the line answered.
“I’m checking on Willard Frank Scott. He should be getting released today,” Fred replied.
“I can’t give that information, sir, only to family,” the voice said.
“Damn it, Francis, this is Fred!”
“Fred, are you calling from prison?”
“No, Francis, I’ve been pardoned! I’m free! I’m home!”
“Oh my! You’re at home? Are you on the run?”
“Nope! I’m free man!”
“Wow, I can’t believe you escaped!”
“Francis, I’m free, I’m pardoned, I’m not running!”
“Not running? They’ll catch you for sure!”
“Damn it, Francis! Listen to me! I’m out, the Sheriff got me released!”
“Oh, well, why didn’t you say so? Willard is scheduled for release after the doctor sees him this morning, probably around ten o’clock.”
“Thank you.”
“Room 109”
Fred put on his best pair of pin-striped overalls and khaki shirt, grabbed his “Rodeo America’s #1 Sport” cap and headed out the door. Upon arrival at the hospital, Fred slowly opened the door to Shotgun’s room and entered Shotgun’s room. Ray’s eyes lit up, and he pounced on Fred giving him a big hug.
“Well, hello Ray! I’ve missed you too!” Fred said as he hugged Ray and walked over to Shotgun’s bed.
Shotgun sat up, wearing his neck brace and exclaimed, “Uncle Fred, what are you doing here, did you escape?”
“Nope! The Sheriff got me a pardon!” Fred replied. “I’d hug your neck if you didn’t have that horse collar on,” Fred told him.
“I hope to get it off today. I’m so glad to see you—you just wouldn’t believe how happy I am!” Willard cried with joy.
. . .
Willard was released, and Fred, Willard, and Ray stopped by the Corner Barber Shop where they found Floyd, the barber, engrossed in his newspaper while he sat in the first chair. Fred and the crew entered, and Fred sat down in the second chair; Ray took a seat and lit his pipe; Shotgun climbed into the shoe shine stand because it was his favorite place to sit.
“Give me a shave and a trim, Floyd,” Fred requested. Floyd slowly lowered his newspaper and looked over at Fred.
“What are you doing here, did you escape?” Floyd asked as he jumped up and started closing the blinds and locking the door. “Are you crazy?! They’ll catch you for sure coming here in broad daylight!” Floyd was hysterical.
“I’ve been pardoned! I’m a free man!” Fred informed him.
Floyd was nervously peeking through the blind. “Hurry! Go out the back door—I’ll watch for the cops!” Floyd said.
“I’m free Floyd, I’m free!” Fred replied as he calmly leaned back in the chair.
“I’m honored that you would bust out of prison just for me to cut your hair, but they’ll catch you for sure if you don’t hurry!!” Floyd was a nervous wreck.
“Damn it! Floyd, the Sheriff got me a pardon!” Fred loudly repeated.
“WHAT?? Well…why didn’t you say so?” Floyd replied as he opened the blinds and unlocked the door.
“Floyd when you finish with me, give ole’ Ray a trim, too,” Fred instructed.
Floyd looked at Ray as he puffed his pipe and blew smoke rings. “Well…Uh…I…Uh…I’ve never, I wouldn’t know, I…Uh…I couldn’t. I’m not sure what to change or where to start, he’s got hair plumb down to his ankles,” Floyd stammered.
“I’m just messin’ with you, Floyd. How you been?” Fred asked.
“Whew! Thank you! Been doing fine, Fred. It’s so good to see you!” Floyd sighed with relief. After a shave and a haircut and a few jokes, Fred called the Sheriff and informed him of Shotgun’s release from the hospital.
“I’ll bring the guns that I confiscated from Willard and his friend out to your place this evenin’,” the Sheriff offered.
. . .
Later that afternoon, while Fred and Shotgun were getting caught up on events, Tim showed up. “Who’s this pulling up in that fancy truck?” Fred asked as he reached for a double barrel Greener shotgun, he had propped by the door.
“That’s Tim,” Shotgun replied.
Tim approached the porch and stuck out his hand. “Tim McRay, and you must be Uncle Fred. I’ve heard a lot about you,” Tim said.
“It’s all true,” Fred said as he shook Tim’s hand.
“I went by the hospital, and they said you were released, and that your Uncle Fred had picked you up. I wasn’t sure if I believed them, but I guess it was true,” Tim said looking at Uncle Fred.
“The Sheriff got him a pardon!” Shotgun replied.
“Well! I’ll be damned!” Tim bellowed. “Maybe, in a few more weeks, we can continue what we started if you’re up to it.” Tim looked at Shotgun and waited for a response.
“I think so…maybe. I was telling Uncle Fred about everything that’s happened since he’s been away. He might want to go with us, if you decide to tell him about the minerals and rocks we’re looking for.” Shotgun looked at Tim and slyly winked.
“Well, maybe—we’ll see. I’ll let ya’ll get caught up. Oh yea, let me return these guns to their owner while I’m here.” Tim went to his truck and retrieved the .45 and the AKs.
Fred held the 1911 the same way the Sheriff did up on K-Trail and then examined the AK. “I love these Bulgarian made AKs. Willard tells me your pretty handy with it,” Fred commented.
“I’ve had my hands on a few guns,” Tim admitted.
“Hey, speaking of guns, the Sheriff said he’s be stopping by this evening to bring back the ones he confiscated. Come back by and get yours tonight or tomorrow,” Fred responded.
“Sure thing, I’ll see ya’ll tomorrow. Good to meet ya’ Fred.” Tim left Shotgun and Fred to continue visiting and getting caught up with each other.
Fred explained to Shotgun and Ray about the recent truce between him and the Sheriff. He also explained how he was going to get back to business soon. He planned to buy cows, a few at a time and build a new moonshine still to replace the one that was confiscated. He also had a few seeds to plant next Spring, for medical use only, of course. He also explained the hydroponic way of growing things and maybe even a small, fish farm. Uncle Fred was always open to new ideas and ways of making money.
The Sheriff came around that evening with guns to return and ideas of his own. As they all sat on the front porch, the Fall air assisted in bringing on new ideas and plans. They passed the Mason jar and chased it with a hot cup of coffee, except for Ray. Ray stuck to his Fireball; he had once had a bad experience with the “shine”. (Something to do with a coon dog and his pistol…not a happy ending.)
“You know Fred, we’re not getting any younger. Maybe it’s time we pulled the grips off our .45s and chased that dream,” the Sheriff declared, looking up at the mountains in the twilight.
“You think so? We don’t know if it’s real or only something an ole’ World War II vet drew, because he was shell shocked and crazy,” Fred speculated.
“I have a sneaking suspicion that Tim is here for that exact thing. Not the map, but what the map leads to. Why not get him involved and those young fellers here? We’ll need some help and Tim’s a professional treasure hunter. He’s had some success. I studied up on him. Besides with all the shit going on with Middle Mountain, we need all the help we can get!” The Sheriff spit and took another drink of coffee.
Fred leaned back in the porch swing with his hands behind his head.
“Well, you’re right about one thing, we’re not getting any younger. If it’s true, and the map’s real, and we can figure it out, we won’t have to hit a lick at a snake for the rest of our lives, or theirs.” Fred nodded toward Shotgun and Ray.
“We’ll give these boys a few more weeks to heal up, and then I’ll talk to Tim. Maybe, the week of Thanksgiving we can pack up and head to Middle Mountain for a few days,” the Sheriff suggested with a new fire in his eyes and spring in his step.
A coyote howled in the distance and was answered by another. The Fall sky with the stars brightly shining was as beautiful now as it was any time of the year.
. . .
Fred visited old friends, and a trip to the store caused quite a stir and required several explanations, but everyone was finally aware of Fred’s legal release and pardon. At the store, posted on the bulletin board was a reminder to everyone about the upcoming Halloween costume party at the Community Center. Fred looked at the bulletin and smiled.
“I always loved those costume parties,” he reminisced aloud.
“You always came dressed like General Robert E. Lee,” the lady behind the counter responded.
“Well, Betty, I’m told, I look a lot like him. And this is “Little Dixie,” Fred bragged.
“I’m sure. I’ll see you there, along with lots of other folks. Everyone always has a great time,” Betty agreed.
Fred’s referral to “Little Dixie” was the name given to Southeastern Oklahoma. After the war of Yankee Aggression, (some call it the Civil War), so many former Confederates moved here that it was referred to as “Little Dixie”. This was before it was opened to White settlers, but that didn’t stop them from coming and the native people didn’t seem to object, since they had supported the Confederacy and were punished for it by the U.S. Government. Every county in Southeast Oklahoma was named after a native American Confederate General when Oklahoma become a state instead of a territory in 1907.
The Halloween costume party date came around, and the Community Center was decorated with haybales, pumpkins, jack o’ lanterns, skeletons, ghosts, and all such manner of traditional Halloween decorations. Lanterns hung in the big, oak tree beside the building, children ran here and there in the chilly Autumn air, trying to scare one another. A tractor with a trailer and hay bales was taking folks for rides down the old, gravel road in front of the Community Center building that had once been a one room school house. There was a huge, punch bowl, Frito pie, Cokes, candy, caramel and candy apples, and a cake walk. Fred walked in looking like the Great General, himself. He was quickly grabbed from both sides by two of the local, widow women.
“Oh! General, you look dashing!” one babbled.
“Oh! Fred, come with me and let’s do the cake walk,” the other one drawled.
“Oh my! You ladies look lovely! Let me make the rounds and talk to some folks, and I promise we’ll spend some time together this evening.” Fred tipped his hat and made his way over to the punch bowl.
It was a full house tonight, and it overflowed into the front yard and under the huge oak tree, where kids were bobbing for apples and throwing darts at balloons. Miss Cherie’s buggy arrived, and she and Claude tied Rambler to the hitching post beside four saddled horses.
“Ok, Claude, stay close to me and don’t say anything…follow my lead,” Miss Cherie advised Claude. She thought it would be amusing to have Claude walk among humans on this night. He would have an opportunity to see how humans act and talk in a social setting. No other time was this possible, except at a costume party.
”You’re my cousin from New Orleans, remember that and let me do the talking,” she reminded him.
“Ok” Claude said in his Squatchy voice. She thought it would be funny to have some of the unbelievers standing directly next to a Bigfoot.
Mrs. Williams spotted Miss Cherie and quickly greeted her. “Hello Miss Cherie, I’m so glad you made it. Who’s your handsome friend?” Mrs. Williams asked.
“This is my cousin from New Orleans, Claude,” Miss Cherie told her.
“Well, Hello, Claude, pleased to meet you. They sure grow ‘em big in New Orleans! Do you play football?” Miss Williams questioned, while looking Claude up and down.
Miss Cherie spoke up quickly, “No, he doesn’t play football. He’s had a sore throat, and he can’t talk too much.”
“Come with me and I’ll get you some warm cider and one of my pastries. That’ll make you feel better.” Mrs. Williams grabbed Claude by the hand and whisked him away before Miss Cherie could interfere.
About that time, Tim walked up. “Hello Miss Cherie, no costume?” he quipped.
“I’m in costume, can’t you tell?” she retorted.
Tim looked her up and down. She had on her usual attire which was reminiscent of the mid-1800s.
“Nope! I don’t think I see it,” he observed.
“I’m a Gypsy fortune teller. I’m only wearing one earring,” she argued and then turned her head to reveal a missing earring.
“Who’s your big friend over there?” Tim asked.
“My cousin from New Orleans,” she replied
“Your cousin? Oh…ok,” Tim repeated and seemed relieved.
“What is Shotgun and Ray supposed to be?” Tim questioned.
“Shotgun is Tarzan, and Ray is Cheetah. Anyone can see that!” Miss Cherie smirked.
“Ok, I guess so. I was wondering why he had a loin cloth over his blue jeans,” Tim noted.
“I’ve got to check on Claude. It appears that all the women have got him cornered, and he’s very shy.” Miss Cherie hurried off to save Claude from committing any social faux pas.
The Sheriff arrived in his Town Car and made his way through the masses, shaking hands and slapping backs, hugging women and kissing babies. He was hailed like a Caesar returning from a victorious battle. He spotted Miss Cherie and quickly made his way to her amidst a barrage of handshakes and greetings.
“Hello, Cherie, didn’t expect to see you here,” the Sheriff gushed.
“I’ve become a social butterfly in the past few months,” Miss Cherie declared. “It looks like you made amends with your constituents in the River Valley,” she noted.
“Yep, I guess Fred told you about our new beginning and the end of our feud?” the Sheriff asked.
“He did. I’m so happy to see you two as friends again. It’s been too long. I hope you didn’t do it just for votes.” Miss Cherie raised both eyebrows, looking at the Sheriff suspiciously.
“No, Cherie. I did it because it was the right thing to do. You helped me to see that. I owe that to you.” The Sheriff leaned over and kissed her cheek.
“You better watch it, Sheriff! Someone might see you consorting with the Voodoo Queen and vote against you. Oh, wait, I hear your competition went missing!” she remembered.
“Yes, he did. That poor devil! We think he had a heart attack and fell into the lake. Never found a body, guess the gators ate him,” the Sheriff replied and then smiled.
Who’s this big fellow, here?” the Sheriff asked, pointing at Claude.
“My cousin Claude, from New Orleans,” Miss Cherie explained.
The Sheriff stuck out his hand for a handshake, and since Claude had a pastry in both hands, he placed one in the Sheriff’s outstretched hand.
“Well, thank you, Claude,” the Sheriff said.
“He doesn’t talk much. He’s shy and has a sore throat,” Miss Cherie interjected.
“Oh, ok. He’s a big rascal! Maybe he could help me sometime next Spring. I’ve got about three hundred head of momma cows gonna calf, and he could hold em’ and brand em’ without any help—do it all by himself.” The Sheriff was sizing up Claude.
Mrs. Williams strolled up to the trio and greeted the Sheriff.
“Well, hello, Sheriff. So glad you made it. Isn’t Miss Cherie’s cousin, a big boy? He’s a whopper!” Mrs. Williams spouted.
“Yea, he’s a whooper, all right!” the Sheriff agreed, then bit into his pastry. “These are delicious! Wow, who made these?” the Sheriff queried.
“Oh! I made those, Sheriff. Everyone seems to like them. Claude here has eaten sixteen, already. He really likes them,” Miss Williams pointed out.
“Sixteen?!” Miss Cherie exclaimed and then looked at Claude.
“It’s alrighty! I love to see big, healthy men enjoy my cooking. He kinda’ reminds me of my two boys.” Miss Williams said, as she hugged Claude. “Oh my! This costume is really lifelike. It’s amazing what they can do nowadays!” Mrs. Williams said, then whispered to Claude, “You might want to air that costume out before you wear it again…kinda’ musty smelling. Here let me help you.”
Mrs. Williams dug in her purse and pulled out some perfume and proceeded to spray Claude and rub the perfume into his hairy chest with her hands.
“Goodness! you have really got some muscles. I can feel them through your costume. I need you around my house to split some firewood and kill some of those pesky squirrels that keep getting into my bird feeders,” Mrs. Williams said as Claude’s eyes got big and held a look of terror and confusion on his normally unreadable face.
Miss Cherie saw the need for Claude to escape and took Claude by the hand. “Well thank you Mrs. Williams. Claude wants to watch the apple bobbing game.”
“Oh, no! Not yet…he’s going to do the cakewalk with me next. Come on Claude.” Mrs. Williams grabbed Claude’s other hand and drug him over to the cakewalk. The music played and Claude took small, uncomfortable steps as Mrs. Williams held his arm in hers.
“Fred and I will come see you soon, Cherie. We need a little advice and maybe some of your insight.” the Sheriff proposed and walked away to continuing his politicking.
In a few minutes, Mrs. Williams and Claude returned. Claude was carrying a triple-layered red velvet cake.
“Look what we won!” Mrs. Williams was giddy as a school girl. “I love this big guy! Ya’ll need to come over and visit before he leaves. I’ll make some more pastries, and we can visit,” Mrs. Williams gushed.
“Yes, please!” Claude said in his Squatchy voice.
“Oh, for goodness sakes! You poor, dear thing, your voice sounds terrible. It must be very painful. Let me get you some more cider.” Mrs. Williams walked away to get Claude’s beverage.
“I told you not to say anything!” Miss Cherie whispered to Claude in a stern tone.
“Sorry, I got excited,” Claude apologized.
Mrs. Williams made her way back to Claude with hot cider in one hand and a Shepherd’s hook in the other. She was dressed as Little Bow Peep.
“Here you go, Claude. This will help.” She handed Claude the cider, and he held the cup with his thumb and pointer finger. He looked like he was holding a child’s tea cup at a tea party. With one gulp, he swallowed the warm cider and drained the cup.
“That should help your throat. I put a little something extra in there for you.” Mrs. Williams winked and smiled at Claude. Claude didn’t understand, but Miss Cherie had a frightened look on her face.
“Thank you!” Claude said with a little higher pitch.
“See…getting better, already,” Mrs. Williams declared.
“Thank you, Mrs. Williams, we’re going to go outside for a little while.” Miss Cherie grabbed Claude’s hand again and drug him outside before Mrs. Williams got any more ideas.
“Here, let’s watch the apple bobbing,” Miss Cherie entreated Claude.
Tim walked up and said, “Claude I need to talk to your cousin for a minute.” He hooked his arm around Miss Cherie’s as they strolled into the shadows of the big, oak tree.
“I need to come see you and we need to figure out what to do with this Chief Otie. I’m planning on packing back into Middle Mountain in a few weeks,” Tim informed her.
“I’ve been reading some of Grandma’s books and I think I have something to help you and the rest. Before you leave again, I need you, Shotgun, Ray and Harold to come over to my place. It needs to be a full moon and after midnight. Let me know about two days before you’re ready, so I can make sure everything is right,” Miss Cherie instructed him.
“I saw you talking to the Sheriff, looks like you two know each other better than I thought you did,” Tim hinted.
“And that’s none of your business. You’re about to get on my bad side,” Miss Cherie warned Tim with fire in her eyes.
“Sorry, you’re right—not my business,” Tim conceded.
As they walked out of the shadows to the apple bobble game, they saw lots of children gathered around the big cast iron washpot and Claude with his head underwater. He came up with two apples at a time and children cheered. He handed out the apples and shoved his head under the water again. The longer he held his breath the more they cheered. They weren’t interested in the game anymore, they wanted to see how long Claude could hold his breath. One teenager was looking at his watch. “Eight minutes—that’s crazy!” he shouted. They all cheered again. Claude actually smiled.
“I think it was the cider,” Miss Cherie commented.
“Ok, kids. Claude has to go home now.” Miss Cherie took Claude by the hand and motioned for him to get up off his knees.
“Aww!” the crowd of children protested.
“Sorry…but we’ve had fun though.” Miss Cherie headed toward her buggy and was stopped by Mrs. Williams.
“Ya’ll leaving?” she asked
“Yes, Claude has to get up early in the morning and leave,” Miss Cherie explained.
“We’re so glad ya’ll came. Claude, I hope to see you again. Maybe next time I see you, I’ll get to see what you really look like.” Mrs. Williams teased and gave Claude a hug. “That perfume helped; you smell much better,” Mrs. Williams informed Claude.
Confused, Claude sniffed his arm. Miss Cherie waved at the Sheriff, Fred, Harold, Shotgun, and Tim as they made their way to her buggy.
Shotgun walked over to Harold and quizzed, “Did you see that scar on Miss Cherie’s cousin’s leg?”
“I did,” Harold replied.
“What do you think about that?” Shotgun wondered.
“Well, I’m not sure, hadn’t really thought about it,” Harold mused.
“Something strange going on around here, more so than usual,” Shotgun asserted, as he watched Miss Cherie’s buggy’s lantern fade from sight down the gravel road.
. . .
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